Whe're soo hapy too cee yu!

Why do professionals still allow this nonsense on their websites? This was the response I got after signing up for a 2-hour course on website-building (since I'm clearly not using my domain name); problems with "wohoo", "your" (1st reference) and "put".

Seriously. People. If your material looks like it was written by a dyslexic kindergartener, anyone reading it automatically winces at it and is less likely to use your services.

Stop it.